
season one episode ten:
frequent
feral miles
WE KNOW A “SNOW” BIRD
WHEN WE SEE ONE.
IT’S TIME TO TAKE OFF
AND GET THAT VITAMIN D.
Pack your passport, your pressies, and your laptop (just in case!) because feralness beckons you and this bitch knows no borders. Fun is found in all corners of the world, but unlocking and maximizing it while traveling isn't always easy. Don't worry, Pete and Bisq-it have got you covered with all the tips and tricks you need to make the most of your Frequent Feral Miles. You might not watch the flight attendant during the safety demonstration, but trust and believe that the stories Pete and Bisq-it have to share will have you either reclining back in your seat in laughter or looking for the closest exit (which may be behind you). So pack that 3oz bottle of lube and pray that TSA agent pat down gives you a nice firm cup on the groin and light smack on the ass to send you on your way. You'll know they're flirting if there's no glove involved... or if it's more than just your passport that gets stamped. Bone Voyage!
visual aids
In the Upside Down When the Headliner Goes on at 9pm
At a Serotonin Deficit After Every Vacation
He's Making A List, Checking It Twice
Once You Pop, The Fun Don't Stop (or at Least You Start Planning Again)