
season two episode seven:
becoming Ho-ly
DON’T CALL IT A PHASE.
DON’T CALL IT AN ERA.
FOR HO IS A RELIGION.
Are people born Hos? Or do they have Ho-ness thrust upon them?
Wait... that sounds kinda hot.
When many hear the word "Feral," their minds subconsciously embrace the feeling of deep sexual hypnosis - a trance of pure animal nature that can only be solved with climax. The best of these fine people are those who not only hear the word "Ho" and self identify but who also embrace their Ho-ness and seek to share it with the world (hence... why they are Hos, that's kinda how that all works after all). But how do these Hos come to be? Maybe it's nature? Maybe it's nurture? Maybe it's Maybelline?
In this episode, Pete and Bisq-it rollback the clock to the times when their cherries were popped and their V-cards were charged that irrevocable debt. As they tell their tales of parking lot DNA and Titanic-like scenes, they unpack the stories of how they came to not only find their own Ho-ness, but how they embraced it as something far more Ho-ly. Perhaps their tales will help you unlock your own Ho Phase, whether it's in a Walmart parking lot, a cornfield, or Troy Bolton's hole. Regardless of where you're at, just remember that "We're All In This Together."
visual aids
Nothing says "cute-sy" more than having pupils the size of saucers.
Between Two Cornfields: An Origin Story of Pete's Ho Phase.