Hold onto your nozzles, babes — this week’s episode of Feralationship is all about douching: the myths, the mishaps, and the medical receipts. Pete and Bisq-it are diving deep (yes, that deep) and demystifying douching with special guests Dr. Jon (aka @thatgaydoctor) and porn star Jonah Wheeler (@showoffjonah), serving up real talk for a healthy hole with just the right amount of unhinged storytelling.

We’re unpacking everything from festival clean-outs and porta-potty prep to the actual science behind anal and vaginal douching (remember this: Easy-Bake Oven). Expect discussions on fiber, fissures, and how much time you really spend douching over a lifetime (yes, there’s math).

So whether you’re a one-and-done queen or a multi-rinse marathoner, this episode has something for every hole. Come for the jokes, stay for the STI prevention tips, and leave a little smarter — and maybe a little cleaner.

Knowledge is POWER! So power-up your prep with the douching infographic guide Jonah mentions in this episode, available at the link here: howtocleanyourass.wordpress.com