season three episode two:
whore-o-scopes
with Astrologer and Tyromancer Jen Billock
As Gaga once said,
“You were born this way, baby.”
But the cosmos might say a thing or two
about that chaotic disposition you have.
It’s time the stars
spilled the tea.
Ready for some Feral Astrology? From star signs to slut signs, this week Pete and Bisq-it are charting the cosmos to see who’s destined to be the biggest partiers, the most chaotic lovers, and the most feral friends. Joined by Astrologer and Tyromancer Jen Billock, who was recently profiled on People.com, our co-hosts go through wild takes on which zodiac signs thrive in the darkroom, which ones you should never share a beach house with, and how the upcoming transits and retrogrades through the end of 2025 could fuel your nightlife destiny.
After Pete and Bisq-it dive headfirst into each sign’s feral astrology, this chaotic episode on the cosmos then veers gloriously off-course into the mystical world of tyromancy — fortune-telling with cheese (yes, cheese). So whether your fate is written in the stars or in the parmesan grinder at Olive Garden, this episode proves the universe enjoys a gouda laugh while giving you one as well. Don’t worry, we brought lactaid.
MEET OUR GUEST:
Astrologer and Tyromancer
JEN BILLOCK
Jennifer Billock is a Chicago-based travel and culinary journalist, astrologer, and the creative mind behind Kitchen Witch, a newsletter devoted to the magical interplay of food and witchcraft. With more than two decades of experience in astrology, she brings depth and insight to her work in divination. During the pandemic, Billock embraced tyromancy—the ancient practice of reading cheese—and taught herself to interpret rinds, shapes, and patterns to offer uncanny glimpses into her clients’ past, present, and future. She offers both in-person and online cheese-reading sessions, blending historical context, sensory detail, and intuitive interpretation into a singular experience. Her practice has been featured widely in the media; People hailed her as the “cheese clairvoyant,” and she even partnered with Snickers as the official “chocomancer” for the 2024 NFL season. Jennifer Billock continues to delight and mystify, one chart and cheese wedge at a time.
Photography by Ashley Houghton, Unabridged Photography
Learn more about Jen and her practices on her website.
Want to read up on Retrogrades? Check out Jen’s Retrograde book as mentioned on the episode at the link here.
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Find your chaos in the cosmos.